Man: Make the password you send them: i-d-1-0-t Woman: Huh? Man: Write it down! Woman: Ohhh…. Both laugh.
Woman 1: You are on work 7 / 24 / 365 Woman 2: Yeah!
Guy 1: “Should we be worried about the maniacal laughter coming from the next building?” Guy 2: “Huh. I am so used to hearing from my co-workers that I must not have noticed.”
UPS Guy: “Are you in law enforcement?” Me: “No way.”