Category: Humor / Weird


  • A mashup of confused and puzzled. Both mean perplexed, so its perplexed squared with a dash of disorder and a hint of complication.

  • Good? Well? I used to say “fine,” but pessimists pretending to be optimists tried to psychoanalyze me. So now I say “good,” but people correct me with “WELL.” Yet… I’m not ready to say well. As a native of the south without much of the accent I need something to allow other natives to identify…

  • Its football season. With football season come the remarks that I look like Franco Harris. I think they really are saying I am fat big…

  • I seriously questioned my mind tonight. My key would not open the lock. I checked and rechecked that I was in the right place. My key still would not open the lock. I checked and rechecked the numbers were right. My phone is not in my pocket, it must be inside. What can I do?…

  • Priorities

    It said, “Univ offering cheaper software”. I saw, “Unix offering cheaper software”. Freud was such a tool.

  • Places where works of SesshÅ« Tōyō are kept: The Freer Gallery, Washington, D.C. The Museum of Fine Arts in Boston, Mass. The National Museum of Tokyo I wish I’d known about his work being at MFA Boston which I was near last week. I’d heard his work was at the Freer Gallery, but I got…

  • Over on kottke.org is a link to NameVoyager (a Java Applet). Type in a name to see how often its been used. I was stunned to see Ezra is surging. It was ranked in the 275th to 390th in the late 1800s (aka 19th century). Through the 20th century it reached its least popularity about…

  • Watch the Goonies of the Caribbean trailer.

  • Dear whomever left me a voicemail of your typing, Ummmm… Thanks? Ez