A person intending to rob a convenience store filled out a job application while waiting for the store to clear of other customers. A good idea, assuming the potential robber does not give his real name and phone number of someone who knows him. This is exactly what the police say he did. Ouch.

The first time I read it in local news sources, I thought it deserving of going in Yahoo’s Oddly Enough. Sure enough, this story did make it.