First:

This… is… SPARTA!

Then:

I… am… BEOWULF!

Ironically, Gerard Butler spoke the first in 300 and played Beowulf in Beowulf & Grendel a couple years ago. The second line however is from a CGI (hear the suckking sound already) Beowulf set to debut soon. I haven’t liked anything by Neil Gaiman unless you count his English Adaptation of Princess Mononoke (but I liked the no-name fansub much better). B&G put me to sleep, so… eh.

Guess I am stuck continuing to read the story.