Got an email with an attachment name “file.pif” which classically indicates a virus, right? The body of the message?

Are you a spammer? (I found your email on a spammer website!?!?)

It is stuff like this that makes me feel sorry for the people at work who have to answer questions about technical problems. I bet there will be 5 messages Monday asking how one gets one’s email address removed from a spammer’s web site.