Get to dress up and work the my university’s retirement gala for the president. How fun… I get to dress up and help make labels for name tags!

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All must bow down before Bilbo of the Gatepeople, D&D pseudonym for Bill Gates. Impressive stats (Dex: 18, Int: 20, Cha: 20, hp: 1.5M) and even a character sheet. Of course his alignment is CE and he is level 33 which means he could give even Elminster or Raistlin a run for their money.